The first five or six hours of my most recent shift in Emerg went by uneventfully enough, a couple of renal colics (ouch), a few intoxicated young ladies (ah kids) and a fair share of young mothers in labour (right up to Antepardum ladies). In fact things were going so well that around midnight a collective feeling overcame most of the staff, the feeling that we have had it too easy thus far and will be put to work very soon.
Sure enough just as we discharged our last patient from the trauma hallway, we had a little bit of excitement waltz in through the front door.
In walks a 28 year old fella who had been enjoying some beverages at a new bar downtown. He looked obviously intoxicated as he leaned heavily on his buddy and he cracked jokes at the top of his voice.
"Hey sexy!" he says to triage when asked what his problem was.
Unable to get a straight answer from him (only complements likes hey sexy) triage sat him down at the desk and took some vitals.
Initial pressure- 78/30.
HHmmm, triage repeated the pressure manually - 68/0, hhhmmm.
While this was going on I was tucked away nearby in trauma 1, rearranging the tower and untangling ECG cables. My partner came through the door with a grin on his face, "better charge some lines" he chuckles.
The jokester was wheeled into the trauma room and the trauma doc was in for the assessment in a matter of minutes. Apparently, the young man had been at the bar, speaking loudly and laughing like a lunatic, which annoyed some other patrons. A fight ensued, which spilled out into the street. The young man's friend states that he broke up the fight and drove his buddy home. As he was putting him to bed, he noticed a small hole in his friends abdomen that was bleeding quiet a bit.
Sure enough there it was. Right in the upper right quadrant, a small 2 cm wide puncture wound that was bleeding profusely. Initial VS in trauma 1 were poor, BP in the 70's and a HR over 120. We obtained to large bored IV's and bolused 2 litres of Saline as quickly as possible. The ER doctor did a bedside ultra sound while we were getting the patient ready for CT, and he found no free fluid in the abdomen. We all breathed a little bit easier when our next pressure came up after 2 liters, 100/58. Phew!
The only other injury was a broken nose, which the patient seemed to be more concerned with than the anonymous stab wound to his belly. I don't know what this guy does for a living but he should consider a career in stand up comedy, he was hilarious all night. "There goes my modeling career!" he says, and "just put a bandaid on my gut so beer doesn't leak out of the hole!"
I went up stairs with him for a CT scan. We never actually did find out what kind of weapon was used, but the internal injuries were minimal. No pneumothorax, no liver injury, and no perforated organs. The comedian was stiched up down in ER and was sobering up down in the active end when I went home at shift change.
My night in Emerg was awesome as usual and I cant believe that I had a almost two month break between shifts. Im back in there on wednesday/friday/sunday of next week and cant wait to dive right back in.
Untill next time.